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Monday, July 20, 2009

Say What????


Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems.

Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems?
Listen to my situation: A few years ago, I met a young widow with a
grown-up daughter and we got married. Later my father married my
stepdaughter.

That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my
stepson-in-law. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her
father-in-law.

It's not funny, my wife sees me as her grandson because my father is her
son-in-law. "You will realise that my stepdaughter and her mother,
my wife that is, became sisters-in-law.

Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, who is also my
stepdaughter, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was
my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter, which
made him my wife's grandson. That made me the grandfather of my
half-brother.

"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister
of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. This makes my father
the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife.

I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son
is my father's nephew and I'm my own grandfather!! And you think you
have family problems........?"

source: forwarded emails

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